作词 : Irving Berlin
作曲 : Irving Berlin
Barbra Streisand：
Hi Melissa
Melissa McCarthy：
Oh wow Barbra Streisand
Barbra Streisand：
Streisand like sand on the beach soft S
Melissa McCarthy：
Right sorry what are you doing here
Barbra Streisand：
I'm here to see the director
He cast me as the lead in of his new movie
Melissa McCarthy：
He cast me as the lead in his new movie
Barbra Streisand：
That's impossible
Melissa McCarthy：
Yeah well we'll see
Barbra Streisand：
Really
Melissa McCarthy：
Any part you can play I can play better
Barbra Streisand：
No I can play any part better than you
Melissa McCarthy：
No you can't
Barbra Streisand：
Yes I can
Melissa McCarthy：
No you can't
Barbra Streisand：
Yes I can
Melissa McCarthy：
No you can't
Barbra Streisand：
Yes I can yes I can
Melissa McCarthy：
Any laugh you can get I can get bigger
Barbra Streisand：
I can get any laugh as big as you
Melissa McCarthy：
With one look
Barbra Streisand：
With a glance
Melissa McCarthy：
Till they cry
Barbra Streisand：
Wet their pants
Melissa McCarthy：
Till they roar
Barbra Streisand：
Till they're sore
Both：
I'll get more
Barbra Streisand：
I can belt a d flat and I'll never be flat
Melissa McCarthy：
I don't have to warm up I can act a storm up
Barbra Streisand：
I can do a concert tour
Melissa McCarthy：
With hip hop and rap
Barbra Streisand：
Well after I've had a nap
Melissa McCarthy：
You got me there
Barbra Streisand：
Are You'related to matthew
Melissa McCarthy：
No that's mcconaughey
Barbra Streisand：
What about paul
Melissa McCarthy：
That's mccartney
Barbra Streisand：
Oh yeah yeah yeah I'm sorry
Barbra Streisand：
Any house you can build I can build better
Melissa McCarthy：
I can build any home grander than yours
Barbra Streisand：
With great taste
Melissa McCarthy：
With 10 johns
Barbra Streisand：
With restraint
Melissa McCarthy：
Lottsa bronze with a moat and a wall
Barbra Streisand：
With a mall
Melissa McCarthy：
A mall
Melissa McCarthy：
In any comedy I can be crasser
I can be cruder and crasser than you
Barbra Streisand：
With a belch
Melissa McCarthy：
With a burp
Barbra Streisand：
With a shrug
Melissa McCarthy：
With a slurp You're too clean
Barbra Streisand：
Well I'm just not obscene
Barbra Streisand：
You're a dirty talker
Melissa McCarthy：
You played mother fawker
Barbra Streisand：
Bridesmaid's a keeper
Melissa McCarthy：
Prince of tides a weeper
Barbra Streisand：
We agree on quite a lot
Melissa McCarthy：
Hey let's make amends
Barbra Streisand：
Yeah
Both：
We should be friends
Barbra Streisand：
What do you call a man who's lost all his intelligence
Melissa McCarthy：
I don't know what
Barbra Streisand：
A widower
Melissa McCarthy：
Ha
Melissa McCarthy：
Anything men can do we can do better
Barbra Streisand：
Anything men can do we can do too
Melissa McCarthy：
Steal a scene
Barbra Streisand：
Stop the show
Melissa McCarthy：
Fill the seats
Both：
S r o
Barbra Streisand：
Have a child
Melissa McCarthy：
With a man
Barbra Streisand：
Yes we can
Both：
We were underrated teased and deprecated
But we sent em reeling
Through the glass ceiling
Melissa McCarthy：
There is nothing we can't do
Barbra Streisand：
Well can you bake a pie
Melissa McCarthy：
No
Barbra Streisand：
Neither can I you know anything I can do we can do better
Melissa McCarthy：
We can do anything better as two
Barbra Streisand：
Make chick flicks
Melissa McCarthy：
Buddy pics
Barbra Streisand：
As a team we're a dream
Melissa McCarthy：
You're the bomb
Barbra Streisand：
Huh
Melissa McCarthy：
You'll be great
Barbra Streisand：
Really
Melissa McCarthy：
As my mom
Barbra Streisand：
Your mom don't you mean sister
Melissa McCarthy：
OK
Barbra Streisand：
Why would you say a thing like that
Melissa McCarthy：
Touchy
Barbra Streisand：
No I mean
Melissa McCarthy：
Fine
Both：
I'm your fan
Yes we can yes we can
Yes we can
Melissa McCarthy：
Can I call you babs now
Barbra Streisand：
No too soon
编辑于2023/03/23更新