And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
****, im living good up in this *****
****y rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
For a white boy
Hollatcha *********** kike, boy
Higher than a *********** kite, it's iight boi
They ain't suspicious of jews
Ill show contrition it's cool
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
I'm eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
Das what I do kid
Happy that my name aint stupid
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
But now I'm farting, overeating at meals,
If ain't I gotta theme party, Ion't be at goodwill
I'm dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look...
I know I'm being condescending in ma rhymes
But ma premium channels mean tyler perry's never live
getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
where I'm eating when I'm high's where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
Yeah. It's little DI in this ***** ho
Happy that I'm white, but relieved I aint a chick yo
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn
I'm wearing whatever I wanna in this **********
They up in heels
And tummy tuckin, theyon't grub except for takin them pills, foreal...
And ion't bleach ****
Ion't gotta eat dick
I aint bleeding up out ma *****
Smoking the ****, ion't fall asleep because I'm cheefing
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
And when I'm freaking, I'm getting daps, high fives, and all that
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
So what up
Ya boy cut up
But eat butter
and I ain't gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
And I been getting better looking with age
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
"Seal interlude"
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how it's played
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!
And y'aint even want it wit da boy
Cuz the way I'm livin life, is a *********** joy
On some grown man BI
I could have been a girl
Or any ethnicity up in the world
but I'm rollin with the top back
I ain't gotta worry where the cops at
I ain't gotta wear a ******* bra strap
Me and the crew
Are really doing everything that we like to
Man it's a damn good day to be a white dude
Yeah... I'm happy as **** man
First off I'm a dude so
There was a one in two chance of that sucking
But now I can run a seven minute mile
I can defend my self adequately
I can be logical
I can get along with my room-mates
Watch serious movies without being scared by them
And the on top of that I'm white
Which is like, amazing because
Everybody naturally assumes I'm a great person
I get a fair shot at the life I deserve
I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country
I get my hair cut at a salon
People hold the door open for me which is nice
Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes
And please don't take this as me just disparaging black people
It ain't about that
It's about me being happy that I'm white, know what I'm saying?
But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word
I mean I guess it's unrelated but like that **** don't make any sense
I've been thinking about that **** a lot
Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out
It's like the perfect filler word
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